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		<title>Achmed The Dead Terrorist &#8211; Funnier Than Bad Taseless Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shaun Baird</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many comedy outfits come and go. They have a good year or two and the tend to fizzle out to just doing second rate comedy routines over time with the occasional bit of news about them. Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist is still one of the funniest things you will ever come across and I predict they will still be incredibly funny in another 5 to 10 years.]]></description>
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<p>Many comedy outfits come and go. They have a good year or two and the tend to fizzle out to just doing second rate comedy routines over time with the occasional bit of news about them. Jeff Dunham&#8217;s Achmed the Dead Terrorist is still one of the funniest things you will ever come across and I predict they will still be incredibly funny in another 5 to 10 years.</p>
<p>Why do I say this?</p>
<p>Well, Achmed and Jeff are a dynamic duo, and have since 2003 become one of the highest grossing comedy acts ever. It&#8217;s this that puts them firmly at the top of peoples list.</p>
<p>Achmed has become extremely well known due to a string of infamous one liners, making him a true comedy classic. He truly is hilarious.</p>
<p>As you&#8217;d expect you can get Achmed in many shapes and sizes, from a Talking Achmed doll, DVD box sets, mp3 files and even ringtones for your mobile phone / cellphone.</p>
<p>There is no reason that Achmed cannot go on easily for another 5-10 years as long as he keeps on coming out with funny routines, and I don&#8217;t see that ever stopping.</p>
<p>His DVD and merchandise sales recently grossed $5 million so that goes some way to show how immensely popular he still is.</p>
<p>Besides his fantastically funny comedy stuff done up till now, he is still managing to produce some fantastically funny new material every day. He has got a new series of the Jeff Dunham show out on the comedy central channel which is highly recommended.</p>
<p>So if you are looking to fill an entire evening or afternoon with humor then you won&#8217;t go wrong at all if you decide to choose to spend it watching jeff Dunham, Achmed and all of his other characters.</p>
<p>Silence! Infidel! Expand your horizons and laugh ina totally new way when you watch the comedy genius that is Jeff Dunham and Achmed the terrorist.</p>
<p>Now you have read a tiny bit about <a href="http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-the-dead-terrorist-%E2%80%93-funnier-than-ever/">Achmed The Dead Terrorist</a> click now to visit <a href="http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-the-dead-terrorist-%E2%80%93-funnier-than-ever/">Achmed The Dead Terrorist</a> at this funny and informative unofficial fan site.</p>

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		<title>Best of Friends Season 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne Torres</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The One With the 'Cuffs: Chandler and Joey try to make due with patio furniture and a canoe as their only furnishings. Chandler bumps into Joanna (Rachel's boss) and they go out again... and end up having quite a fling; while sneaking into Joanna's office, Rachel finds Chandler half naked and hand-cuffed to a chair. Monica caters her mother's party and "pulls a Monica" when she loses a fake nail in one of the quiches. A salesman tries to sell Joey encyclopedias, but Joey just can't afford a whole set.]]></description>
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<p>The One With the &#8216;Cuffs: Chandler and Joey try to make due with patio furniture and a canoe as their only furnishings. Chandler bumps into Joanna (Rachel&#8217;s boss) and they go out again&#8230; and end up having quite a fling; while sneaking into Joanna&#8217;s office, Rachel finds Chandler half naked and hand-cuffed to a chair. Monica caters her mother&#8217;s party and &#8220;pulls a Monica&#8221; when she loses a fake nail in one of the quiches. A salesman tries to sell Joey encyclopedias, but Joey just can&#8217;t afford a whole set.</p>
<p>The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross dates a fantastically beautiful paleontologist (Cheryl); everything is going great until he finds out she&#8217;s incredibly messy. Chandler buys a rare copy of Kathy&#8217;s favorite book for her birthday, but then has to make sure that Joey&#8217;s gift is good, too. Phoebe lends Monica money so she can make a more serious attempt to get her catering business going; Monica has a little trouble collecting payment from a client. Rachel strives to finish a crossword puzzle all by herself.</p>
<p>The One With Chandler In A Box: Joey is still upset at Chandler about Kathy; he tries to get over it but can&#8217;t, and decides to move out&#8230; until he and Chandler stumble upon a way for Chandler to make it up to him&#8211;spending most of Thanksgiving day in a box. Monica injures her eye but doesn&#8217;t want to have to see Richard again; she arranges to see the on-call doctor, who turns out to be very cute&#8230; and Richard&#8217;s son. The gang decides to do secret Santa for each other; Ross torments Rachel about always exchanging gifts, until she can&#8217;t stand it and shows him all the stuff she saved from their relationship.</p>
<p>The One With Phoebe&#8217;s Uterus: Frank Jr. and Alice have eloped, and they ask Phoebe to be a surrogate mother for them; Phoebe asks advice of her birth mother, who gives her a puppy for only three days so she&#8217;ll know what it&#8217;s like to give up something you love. Ross gets Joey a job as a Tour Guide at the museum; Joey is hurt when Ross won&#8217;t sit next to him at lunch (the white coats don&#8217;t sit with the blue blazers); this prompts Ross to stand up and make some changes in the cafeteria, but it works a little too well. Chandler is nervous about being intimate with Kathy since she used to be Joey&#8217;s girlfriend; feeling his performance is only adequate, he asks advice from Monica and Rachel; Kathy is very grateful.</p>
<p>The One With Rachel&#8217;s Crush: When Chandler finds out Kathy&#8217;s new play involves a steamy scene with her co-star, he&#8217;s worried where it might lead; Joey tells him not to worry&#8211;as long as there&#8217;s chemistry on-stage, there isn&#8217;t anything happening off-stage; This helps&#8230; until Chandler sees the play again later and finds the performance isn&#8217;t as good; Chandler accuses Kathy of sleeping with her leading man; they fight and part on unfavorable terms; by the time Chandler goes to apologize and make up, it&#8217;s too late. Monica tells Joey that the guys have to be the hosts since they have the big apartment; but she can&#8217;t stand it, and tries to win everyone over to her place by doing lots of cooking and re-decorating. Rachel&#8217;s department at work is eliminated, so she has to become a Personal Shopper; she plans to quit until a handsome, well-to-do young man needs her services; she wants to ask him on a date, but doesn&#8217;t know how&#8230; she&#8217;s never had to ask anyone out before.</p>
<p>The One With Rachel&#8217;s New Dress: Phoebe is asked to name one of the three babies she&#8217;s carrying; this sparks some rivalry between Joey and Chandler, who each want the baby named after them. Susan is shooting a commercial in London so Emily offers to show her around; Ross worries that they might be having too much of a good time together&#8230; like when Carol started spending time with Susan. Rachel plans a big date with a special dinner, new lingerie and a nice dress; while eating dinner at her place, the chick and the duck upset Joshua, who has a phobia of farm birds; since his apartment is being remodeled and his parents are out of town, they go to his parents&#8217; house; unexpectedly, his parents return home while Rachel is wearing only a negligee; she tells them it&#8217;s actually a new dress and ends up having to wear it while they all go out to dinner.</p>
<p>The One With All The Haste: The singing man, the bird smell, and the lack of space drive Rachel and Monica to new attempts to get their old apartment back; when they fail to bribe Chandler and Joey with season Knicks tickets, they try making another bet&#8230; and lose again, so they have neither the tickets nor the apartment. However, while Joey and Chandler are at a game, Rachel and Monica switch apartments anyway. Chandler objects but Monica and Rachel offer to kiss each other for a full minute if they can keep the apartment. Ross gets an ear-ring. Phoebe tries to knit. Ross hates the fact that Emily has to be gone so much, so he considers asking her to move in with him&#8230; but ends up asking her to marry him; she says yes. The gang is shocked to hear the news&#8230; especially Rachel.</p>
<p>The One With Ross&#8217;s Wedding, part 1: Ross, Monica, Joey, and Chandler leave for London; Phoebe&#8217;s pregancy prohibits travel and Rachel stays to take care of her&#8230; and to avoid the emotional strain of watching Ross get married. Joey and Chandler go sight-seeing, but Joey&#8217;s tourist behavior embarrasses Chandler and they split up for the day; Chandler has a lousy time, but Joey has a great day&#8230; including a visit with the Duchess of York. Emily stresses about the wedding arrangements, and everything is on the verge of collapsing when the demolition work starts on the building where they were to wed. Monica suggests they postpone the wedding (an idea which leads to more problems). Rachel realizes she&#8217;s still in love with Ross, and tries to console herself by shopping; Phoebe also tries to help her get over Ross. When all this fails, Rachel decides to leave right away for London to tell Ross how she feels.</p>
<p>This article was written and provided by Wayne Torres; if you got a kick out of it or found in interesting, you can visit Wayne at <a href="http://www.watchtheinbetweenersonline.com/">Watch the Inbetweeners Online</a> and <a href="http://www.watchsopranosonline.com/">Watch the Sopranos Online</a>. Click here to get your own <a href='http://www.uberarticles.com/home.php?id=2209323&amp;p=30086'>unique version of this article</a> with free reprint rights.</p>

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		<title>Comedy Shows Create Family Bonding Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hank Evans</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without a doubt, the television is one of the greatest advancements in technology. Most people these days cannot live without a TV; it has indeed become more of a necessity, especially among the younger generation. It has to be made clear, though, that despite its many benefits, the TV comes without risks as there are quite a lot of TV shows that are not exactly child-friendly. It therefore becomes of utmost importance for the parents to keep a close watch of their children especially when it comes to TV watching.]]></description>
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<p>Without a doubt, the television is one of the greatest advancements in technology. Most people these days cannot live without a TV; it has indeed become more of a necessity, especially among the younger generation. It has to be made clear, though, that despite its many benefits, the TV comes without risks as there are quite a lot of TV shows that are not exactly child-friendly. It therefore becomes of utmost importance for the parents to keep a close watch of their children especially when it comes to TV watching.</p>
<p>Exposing kids to this form of communication medium promotes positive values such as tolerance, respect and cooperation to name a few. However, the same medium can imbibe negative values such as violence, drug abuse, cigarette smoking, exposure to sexual behavior, and obesity among others.</p>
<p>Make watching TV a family activity. Consider having a regular &#8220;family movie night&#8221; at home. Search some kind of kid friendly title that is suitable for the whole family and involve children in choosing and talking about the films you watch together. When a family sits together and watch movies they bring the family closer.</p>
<p>You can&#8217;t begin to imagine the tons of shows that the whole family can enjoy. Watching comedy shows is really a fun way to bond together. It makes the children more cooperative, and it promotes a better relationship between parents and children.</p>
<p>Perhaps you are not aware of it, but there have been studies made on the effect of watching TV on children&#8217;s health, and the result is that children are able to deal with pain much longer. Get your children involved when choosing a particular show to watch so they will have something to look forward to come on family TV day.</p>
<p>Kids can watch movies that grown-ups like and not all these movies need to have important messages. What is important is the quality time spent with the kids and the joy of laughing out loud together; moreover, after having a good laugh, the peace and contentment that settled in your heart because you saw your kids enjoy will make it more worthwhile.</p>
<p>The practice of watching wholesome comedy shows with your children can be stress relieving; it also helps to develop a healthy state of mind.</p>
<p>Kids learn so many wonderful values by watching comedy TV shows with the whole family. One of the best lessons one can get from this is not to be too serious with everything. It pays to have a healthy disposition, and watching comedy shows help you achieve it.</p>
<p>Hank Evans appreciates you taking the time to read this article. And, if you found it interesting, you can read more from Hank Evans at <a href="http://www.watchncis.org/">Watch NCIS Episodes Online</a> and <a href="http://www.watchroyalpainsonline.info/">Watch Royal Pains Online</a>.</p>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The One With All The Kissing: Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship hidden: When Joey comes into the bathroom, Monica has to duck under the bubbles in the tub; Chandler accidentally kisses Monica good-bye in from of the others, so then has to kiss all the girls. Phoebe is irked by all the fun she missed in London; the others decide to take her on a picnic to Central Park, but since that idea sucks they plan a weekend in Atlantic City; just as they&#8217;re leaving, her water breaks. Rachel, back from Greece and angry about the bad choices she&#8217;s made recently, gives decision making control of her love-life to Monica. This arrangement is strained to the breaking point when Rachel wants to tell Ross she still loves him, but Monica won&#8217;t let her. Ross plans to win back Emily by sending romantic gifts.</p>
<p>The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse to leave town and then go away for a weekend together. They end up fighting the whole time and Chandler&#8217;s afraid it may be over. Ross struggles to reveal his agreement with Emily not to see Rachel anymore. Rachel doesn&#8217;t take it very well; she doesn&#8217;t want to give up Ross, nor get left out of the group like Chandler&#8217;s old roommate, Kip. Joey finds some similarities in Chandler&#8217;s and Monica&#8217;s stories about the weekend, and figures out the truth; Monica and Chandler swear him to secrecy.</p>
<p>The One With All The Thanksgivings: After Thanksgiving dinner at Monica&#8217;s, the gang tells stories about their worst Thanksgivings ever. In a series of flashbacks, we see Chandler learning of his parent&#8217;s divorce (1978); Phoebe losing an arm (twice) in past lives (1862 and&#8217;15); Joey with his head in a turkey (1992); Chandler hurting Monica&#8217;s feelings (1987); and Monica getting a little more revenge than she planned, when Chandler loses a toe (1988).</p>
<p>The One With All The Resolutions: Joey makes it possible for Monica and Chandler to kiss at midnight on New Years, by arranging kisses between Ross and Phoebe, and Rachel and himself. Everyone makes resolutions: Ross will do one new thing everyday; Chandler will stop making fun of his friends&#8230; for at least a week; Rachel won&#8217;t gossip; Joey will learn the guitar; Monica will take more pictures of everyone together; and Phoebe will pilot a commercial jet. While on a date with a new girl (Elizabeth Hornswoggle) Ross&#8217; new pair of leather pants is so hot and tight that he can&#8217;t get them back on after taking them off to cool down in the bathroom. He calls Joey for advice, which leads to attempts first with powder and then with lotion, which just make things worse. Joey&#8217;s guitar teacher is Phoebe, who doesn&#8217;t know any actual chord names. Rachel finds out about Monica and Chandler, and is dying to tell someone; she tries to tell Joey but he&#8217;s so tired of keeping secrets, he won&#8217;t listen. Chandler can&#8217;t stand holding in the wisecracks.</p>
<p>The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Ross confronts Chandler about his relationship with Monica; at first Ross is angry, but he quickly sees the good in it. Ross, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe talk about what it will be like if Chandler and Monica have kids. Chandler gets a bit freaked out about the idea of a lasting commitment and ends up in an argument with Monica. In a misguided effort to apologize, Chandler proposes marriage&#8211;an offer which Monica does not accept. Meanwhile, Joey dates Katie, a cute little woman who likes to punch Joey&#8217;s arm&#8211;a lot. It gets to be too much for Joey, and he decides to break up with her&#8211;which he&#8217;s very nervous about. Luckily, Katie nearly gets in a fight with Rachel and threatens to walk out on Joey if he doesn&#8217;t take her side. He refuses and the relationship ends. Ross moves into his new apartment; the president of the tenant&#8217;s committee asks him to contribute 100 dollars toward&#8217;s the retiring handyman&#8217;s gift. Ross has never even met the man, to he declines. Everyone in the building decides Ross is cheap and not &#8220;their kind of people,&#8221; so he stubbornly tries to win their friendship. Things just get worse, however, despite (and a little because of) Phoebe&#8217;s efforts to help him.</p>
<p>The One With Rachel&#8217;s Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel has an interview at Ralph Lauren, where she mistakenly kisses the interviewer (Mr. Zelner). She gets called back for a second interview, where she again mistakes Mr. Zelner&#8217;s actions and chews him out. Later, realizing her mistake, she meets with him again, straightens things out, and gets the job. Ross spends all his free time &#8216;acting&#8217; in front of his window, thinking it entertains his friends. Joey tries to find a woman who keeps waving at him from Ross&#8217; building, but somehow keeps ending up at Ross&#8217; place instead. Monica obsesses about proving that she and Chandler are still a hot couple, like Phoebe and Gary. Chandler enjoys it for a while, but eventually helps Monica see that their relationship has progressed to a better level.</p>
<p>The One Where Ross Can&#8217;t Flirt: Monica and Chandler are going out for their ten-month anniversary; Chandler wants Monica to wear the earings he gave her. However, she lent them to Phoebe, who lent them to Rachel, who lost one. Ross sees Chandler flirting with the pizza girl (Caitlin) and decides he&#8217;s going to turn on the charm as well, with disasterous results. Joey has a part on Law and Order; his grandmother comes over to watch the show, but his part has been cut. Joey quickly improvises a scene on video tape and slips it into the VCR.</p>
<p>The One In Vegas, Part 1: Monica runs into Richard but doesn&#8217;t want Chandler to know, because it might spoil their anniversary. As an gift for Chandler, she gets them tickets to Las Vegas. Phoebe invites herself, Ross, and Rachel along as well. Phoebe compares everything about the trip to the London trip she missed last year. Ross and Rachel have to work, so they plan to come a day later. On the plane, Phoebe lets slip about Richard; Chandler tells Monica he&#8217;s okay with it; later, in Vegas, they end up fighting over it. Meanwhile, Rachel (being alone in her apartment) decides to go around naked. Ross sees her from his apartment and thinks she&#8217;s coming on to him. He goes over and makes an embarrassing scene. Rachel teases him about it the next day on their flight, so they both start doing their best to embarrass each other&#8230; a contest which is topped off by Ross drawing a mustache on a sleeping Rachel. Joey admits to his friends that his film&#8217;s been shut down; he decides to play Black Jack to turn a $100 tip into enough money to finish the movie. He loses, but discovers something much more valuable (to him, at least): His identical hand twin. Monica, on her way to apologize to Chandler, finds a chip on the floor and places a bet at a craps table&#8230; and starts a winning streak. Chandler sees her celebrating and hugging the person next to her&#8230; and he walks out.</p>
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		<title>How To Become A Stand Up Comedian</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hank Evans</dc:creator>
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<p>If you have the extraordinary talent of making people laugh, you may want to consider a career as a professional stand up comedian. However, being successful at it requires more than just sheer talent ? you need to be smart and witty and most of all you must have the guts to go before throngs of people.</p>
<p>A small notebook and a pen are very essential to any aspiring stand up comedian. Always bring these with you whenever you go as you can&#8217;t tell the time when an idea will cross your mind. In case it does, make sure to jot it down so you won&#8217;t easily forget it.</p>
<p>Of course, you can write anything you believe to be funny, but remember to still be yourself when delivering the lines onstage. The lines should come out naturally and shouldn&#8217;t appear like you forced them out. It&#8217;s important, too, to prepare a script or at least outline the stuff that you want to say; or else, you will look stupid in front of everybody.</p>
<p>Another must do before taking the stage is to know the type of audience you will be performing for. This way you&#8217;ll be able to adjust your style and your antics accordingly. One thing that you must not do is acting like you are better than them; this only creates a negative impression.</p>
<p>The audience will form an opinion of you even before you deliver your opening sentence, so grab their attention, be confident and show them your funny attitude. People are relaxed and ready for laughs when they sense a comedian is in control.</p>
<p>Many professional comedians have fixed schedules on certain venues. If you have to perform several times a week in one given place, come out with new antics and new sets of jokes every time. You have to consider the possibility that you may be performing before the same group of people and they will certainly not want to hear the same jokes again and again. Explore your creativity and try out different styles.</p>
<p>Always take control of your audience and avoid having it the other way around because you will never get it back and it will be damaging on your part. If something is not working, move on and make adjustments on the spot to fit your audience.</p>
<p>As you can see, to be a stand up comedian is not as easy as you may think. As with everything else, you need to practice and practice and to study hard. Be patient in doing these things and you?ll reap the rewards in due time.</p>
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		<title>Laugh Out Loud With The Best Online Comedy Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hank Evans</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Internet connection is what you need so you could watch the best comedy shows online for free without paying monthly bills for cable and satellite services. There are many popular websites online where you can download comedy shows, movies, or television shows for free. You have to be careful also because not all websites are legitimate and legal.</p>
<p>One of the biggest advantages of watching comedy shows is the fact that it is stress relieving. When you are not stressed out, you will feel better and you will be able to cope with your problems? You are able to know how to deal with almost anything that comes your way.</p>
<p>One of the best things about watching online is that it allows everyone to watch comedy shows for free. Isn&#8217;t it wonderful to relax without spending that much and enjoying the comfort of your own home while receiving the full health benefits of having a good laugh?</p>
<p>There are many comedy shows online that can help in increasing the relaxation of a person and gain all the benefits associated with laughing. A comedy show can help a person relax and can act as a stress reliever and watching a funny video for 15 minutes increases heart rate by up to 50%, giving more physical health benefits.</p>
<p>Mentally, watching comedy shows helps to clear the mind and revive the spirit. Laughing out loud is one great exercise that targets every aspect of the human being &#8212; the physical, the mental, the emotional and the spiritual.</p>
<p>Just think, you actually wouldn&#8217;t have to invest in pills or other materials that claim to relieve stress; just have a good laugh everyday.</p>
<p>Since laughing reduces or relieves stress significantly, it helps you take your much needed rest. No stress means no worries, and no worries can mean better sleep. It&#8217;s been said in fact that people who laugh often experience better sleep and more time sleeping, and it is like a chain reaction. A good sleep can lead to a better disposition.</p>
<p>So, really, just hook your computer, connect it to the internet and search for the best comedy TV shows online. Get your friends and family members to watch with you, too. It makes it more fun to have somebody to laugh with.</p>
<p>Hank Evans thanks you for taking the time to read this article. And, if you found it interesting, you are invited to visit Hank Evans at <a href="http://www.watchncis.org/">Watch NCIS Episodes Online</a> and <a href="http://www.watchroyalpainsonline.info/">Watch Royal Pains Episodes Online</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Croniam Chronicles &#8211; How to Survive an Alien Abduction</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Veronica Carrillo</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you stressed out due to work pressure or due to your family? Do you need a daily laughter? Have you ever tried searching for funny stupid, humorous, silly quotes?</p>
<p>Reading quotes is one of the best ways to be happy. It acts as a stress buster and helps you release your daily tensions. These quotes or sayings are becoming increasingly popular day by day because of this only. Everyday millions of people search for funny stuff on the internet. This trend is increasing day by day because the world is now gripped with stresses. Not only old, but now teens are also so much stressed out that the rate of crime is increasing at an alarming pace.</p>
<p>Researchers in the Middle Ages produced an improved device which they called the &#8220;One Shot Outdoor Thermometer.&#8221; It was well known by that time that temperature varied significantly at different altitudes. Documentation of the device was not very good and so scientists can only guess how it worked but what we do know is that users would toss the thermometer high into the air and stand by as it crashed back to earth, then sniff at the resulting debris thus getting an indication of both the ground temperature and a fairly accurate prediction of impending precipitation.</p>
<p>The very first way is to use strict control on search engines. Google offers a strict moderate or no filter option. Keep it strict and save your preferences. Moreover you should narrow your search to specific keywords. Writing just jokes will fetch you millions of results but those would be not safe for all children. Instead search for clean jokes or jokes for children and enjoy those jokes, pictures with family.</p>
<p>Around the same time that Fahrenheit invented the mercury-in-glass outdoor thermometer, someone came up with the idea for the alcohol thermometer. The initial idea was that should a customer mistakenly use it like a One Shot, at least there&#8217;d be something for him to drink (lap up) after the fact that wouldn&#8217;t cause more brain damage than a typical evening at a tavern. The alcohol outdoor thermometer is similar to outdoor thermometers used in present time except that today an alcohol-kerosene mixture is typically used. The kerosene was added to cause customers to refrain from drinking the thermometer&#8217;s entire contents if it is broken (most people in present time don&#8217;t read directions).</p>
<p>DISCLAIMER: Very few (almost none) of the facts presented in the story are true. These &#8220;facts&#8221; are presented solely for the reader&#8217;s amusement.</p>
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		<title>Silly Hilarious Xmas Jokes to Crack on Christmas Day &#8211; Funniest Christmas Festive Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Veronica Carrillo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After some intense interviewing of hidden sources in the elf community the truth is starting to come out on why Santa secretly left the Christmas compound at 2:00 in the morning of December 12th. With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa. Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After some intense interviewing of hidden sources in the elf community the truth is starting to come out on why Santa secretly left the Christmas compound at 2:00 in the morning of December 12th. With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa. Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.</p>
<p>This Christmas disaster started earlier in the week after Santa Claus went out of the North Pole in the dead of night. This was done in a bid to save himself from US forces that were amassing along the boarder of the pole. They were getting ready to storm the North Pole and take over operations. It seems Santa had a cookie problem that not only caused him health problems, but put the First Bank of the North Pole into insolvency. Money was taken from a bail out package the Obama administration had loaned Santa. This was not a large sum, $3,782.13, but Santa just couldn&#8217;t come up with the cash. When Santa realized he would not be able to pay back the money in full and on time, the stress was too much and he skipped town.</p>
<p>Though there are critics of Freud&#8217;s ideas on humor, I personally think he was onto something. Basically, in his mind, society represses ideas and we tuck them away in our subconscious. Then, jokes allow all that gooey, forbidden goodness into our conscious minds and tickles our noodles. We laugh and feel happy because we really pulled one over on society.</p>
<p>While that theory may explain why racist jokes, perverted jokes, dead baby jokes, etc. are funny, it isn&#8217;t a perfect theory. It doesn&#8217;t really explain how in the world &#8220;Why did the chicken cross the road?&#8221; became so famous. Perhaps crossing roads for the sake of getting to the other side was taboo at some point.</p>
<p>Another thing about jokes that may explain their hilarity is that they send us into rabid hallucinations. Then, when the punchline is delivered our minds get shocked with something unexpected. People love it when their imaginations create silly images followed by a kick in the groin. The hallucinations aren&#8217;t real so people feel safer about the joke, no matter how violent and awful the contents of it may be. Jokes give us a chance to take the most awful and terrible things in life and turn them into absurdities. When someone tells a racist joke, it doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean they are a racist. When someone tells a perverted joke, it doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean that they subjugate women or are incapable of love. And when someone tells a dead baby joke, it doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean that they hate babies, dead or alive. (After all, they&#8217;re so delicious!) After all, asking why a chicken crossed a road doesn&#8217;t mean that that person loves or hates chickens or roads. Nor does telling a knock-knock joke mean that the person loves or hates doors, knocking, or idiots.</p>
<p>An after hours party was attended by many at the Tiki Bar and Grill. Events there cannot be reported, because what happens at the Tiki Bar and Grill stays at the Tiki Bar and Grill. At the end of the night though, Santa on his way out, said Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. This &#8220;cookie addiction&#8221; story is dedicated to the brave service men and brave service woman who serve the United States. It is because of your sacrifice that my family may live free and my children can go to sleep safely. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your families this holiday season, as always. May you come home safe and sound.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best forms of exercise that you can engage in is running. Relatively, it is cheaper than the other forms of exercise. No need to enrol into a gym or heavy equipment to enjoy running. In fact you may be close to the nature while running. Your only investment for running would be a good pair of running shoes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the best forms of exercise that you can engage in is running. Relatively, it is cheaper than the other forms of exercise. No need to enrol into a gym or heavy equipment to enjoy running. In fact you may be close to the nature while running. Your only investment for running would be a good pair of running shoes.</p>
<p>As an avid runner, you would be enthusiastic enough to spend money on expensive running shoes, then it really pays to take heed from the experts on foot care and comfort. Here are 6 tips to maintain the performance of your running shoes and to make them last longer.</p>
<p>Running Shoes are for running. Try not to use them for other activities like tennis, football or hiking.</p>
<p>Keep them in cool dry place. Too humid may cause them to be damp and later develop mold. Too dry may make them flaky and uncomfortable to wear. Airing them under the sun for about 30 minutes to kill germs and remove odor should be done once in a while .</p>
<p>If they are wet, be sure to dry them thoroughly by placing them near a heat source, for example a heater or a fireplace. Make sure that the insoles are dried too. Place some old new paper into the shoes to accelerate the drying process. Do not dry them by placing them in the dryer. This way, your running shoes life will be definitely shortened.</p>
<p>Shoes must not be worn too tightly. Choose the right size that fit snugly encasing your feet with some space in front of the shoes. Avoid tying the shoes too tightly. Blood circulation to your feet will be constricted. It is placing pressure to your ankle and you will be very uncomfortable. You do not want an injury during your running.</p>
<p>The right kind of socks worn are important for your feet as well. If you live in the countries where the weather is hot and humid all the year around, or during summer time, thin, lightweight, moisture absorbing socks are best. Whereas in cooler weather, well insulated and thicker socks will provide the extra insulation against the cold to your feet.</p>
<p>Your running shoes will have a running life. Replace your shoes when you have run about 400 &#8211; 500 miles or every 6 months . Various factors contribute to the soles of the running shoes wearing off. They are: frequency of use, the running surface, your running pattern and habits. Some running shoes design can last longer than others .</p>
<p>Like any other equipment taking care of your running shoes can make them run a little further. So be sure to take note of these tips so that your running shoes can last longer.</p>
<p>Looking to find the best deal on <a href='http://thebestrunningshoes.net/'>new balance running shoes</a>, then visit www.thebestrunningshoes.net to find the best advice on <a href='http://thebestrunningshoes.net/'>running shoes</a> for you.</p>
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		<title>Amazing iPhone Themes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thom Yarbrough</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The World Wide Web is packed with several websites from which you can download some really cool themes for your iPhone. And what's more is that some of these themes are really cool because they don't even look like your everyday regular themes and so the only question that remains is what stands out in them? Try them out because once you do, you can be rest assured you'll find that people tend to give you a couple of more glances!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The World Wide Web is packed with several websites from which you can download some really cool themes for your iPhone. And what&#8217;s more is that some of these themes are really cool because they don&#8217;t even look like your everyday regular themes and so the only question that remains is what stands out in them? Try them out because once you do, you can be rest assured you&#8217;ll find that people tend to give you a couple of more glances!</p>
<p>Purple Sunglasses</p>
<p>This theme is interesting; it&#8217;s got a pretty lady wearing purple glasses, and there&#8217;s more! She&#8217;s right in front of your screen, not muffled in the background but instead enjoys glory from the foreground while the icons remain, probably for the first time standing behind the image; leaving only an impression of the icons or their shadow on your screen. Check this one out!</p>
<p>Louis Vuitton 2</p>
<p>Populate your iPhone screen with the well loved LV logo of Louis Vuitton and create a designer piece out of your ordinary iPhone. This expensive looking theme is a basic necessity for fashionistas and others who are brand conscious.</p>
<p>Sketched</p>
<p>This is a theme with a difference. If you like pencilled sketches then you&#8217;re going to love this because the Sketched theme, once downloaded onto your iPhone, makes the icons on the screen seem as if they&#8217;ve been sketched their with a pencil! It&#8217;s got a very prominent retro cartoony feel to it and this theme sure is popular and also exciting.</p>
<p>Ancient Custom</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the thing, even though this theme is called Ancient Custom its pretty futuristic, and it&#8217;s only under careful observation that you&#8217;ll notice the icons following suit with the ancient customs of parchments, scroll and quills for pens just like in yester years. Its quirky fun and amusing alright!</p>
<p>Coca Cola Font</p>
<p>Everybody loves the legendary Coca Cola curvy font and so naturally everybody loves this theme too! It&#8217;s fun and simple and yet classic and superb at the same time; with all the icons seen in the exact same with curves!</p>
<p>Thom crafts articles for <a href="http://www.pocketmac.com/">apple software experts</a>, PocketMac. They specialize in Apple and Mac related software, including their <a href="http://www.RockPaperAirplane.com/">Apple iPhone game</a>: Rock, Paper, Airplane.</p>
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